LAW OF SIZE humor
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A diminutive lawyer, once appeared
As a witness in a famous case. He
Was asked by a giant-sized counsel,
What his profession was. He replied
That he was an attorney. Giant-sized
Counsel asked “What, you a lawyer!
I can’t believe. I could put you in
My side pocket.” The other retorted
“You could. But if you did, then you
Will have more law in your pocket
Than you ever had in your big head.”
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