SUSPICION ON THREE COUNTS humor
kvakutty
Man allegedly shot pigeons. Aggrieved Farmer
Was asked by counsel for defense “Are you
Prepared to swear this man shot your pigeons?”
Farmer said “ I didn’t say he shot them. I said
I suspected him of doing it” Counsel then said:
“Ah now we are coming to that. What made
You suspect him?” Farmer said “Well. First
I caught him on my land with a gun. Second
I heard a gun go off and saw my pigeons fall.
Third, I found pigeons in his pocket. I don’t
Think birds flew there and committed suicide.”
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